Sutra Nudes and Motherfucking Fleas
Here’s an old standby post topic I haven’t pulled out in a while: things people were searching for when they found my blog. The popular search terms haven’t changed much over the last year or two. I’m a little disappointed, honestly. I’ve changed, really I have! Surely my best work isn’t behind me.
Let’s start with People Who Probably Found What They Were Looking For:
adjectives that end in ly This search, with all its variations of phrasing and spelling, accounts for more traffic than the number one search term, “prepoceros.” This post of mine is the second or third result in many of these searches. What can I say? The people love a good list.
natalie hudson houston That’s my name, and that’s where I live. This search turns up at least a couple times a month. I figure it’s mostly people who know me in person. I haven’t put my last name on the blog until now, but if it’s leading people here in searches, I think I’ve lost the fight. Not that I fought tooth and nail. I mean, I link here from my Facebook, for crying out loud.
motherfucking fleas Sam had a bout with fleas a few years ago, and those critters were indeed motherfuckers.
lists of 37 things I haven’t done one of these in a while, but I’m sure the few I’ve done make me a worldwide expert on this specific length of list.
lipomas on neck pictures This one’s close. I had a lymphangioma, not a lipoma, but they look pretty similar. I don’t think lipomas usually get as big as the Larrys did, though.
harvey mudd there’s a college way up north that’s made for you and me H-A-R, V-E-Y, M-U-double-D.
good golf good tennis whatever MARvin Zindler, EYEwitness News.
best booths nutcracker market houston There is only one. The cherry people. Worth the entrance fee all on their own.
eddie izzard two tigers Heh. Funny guy.
what does drolletje mean Little pile of poop. It’s a term of endearment, so maybe … my precious little pile of poop? Thanks, Mom.
google scholar and lexis Yay! Finally a visit from a law-type person. See? I’ve made progress after all.
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And for balance, here are a few People Who Probably Did Not:
what is conflict and setting of snapshots of wedding? I don’t know, what IS conflict and setting of snapshots of wedding?
eagerness to please synonym Guys, I still don’t have one. Good luck with that.
3l summer jobs I wish I had extras to hand out, folks, but in these trying times, it’s every law student for herself.
sutra nudes Nope. Don’t got ‘em.
prepoceros s-gravenzande This one intrigues me. My aunt and uncle live in ‘s-Gravenzande, and I’ve made a video there. But if someone had already seen the video, what else would they be searching for?
kalayaan or focus on the global south or acme or eau vive Yes. Wait, no. What was the question?
crazy guy on a bicycle yelling at kid video I wonder if this person was looking for a specific video they’d seen before, or if any old crazy-guy-on-a-bike video would do.
porno sex Hey, black-hat porn SEOs, you’re doing it wrong. Turns out all you have to do is write a totally un-sexy blog for a few years, and people looking for “porno sex” will come running.
So there you go. This mess has a profound message buried in it somewhere, I’m sure.
Tags: lists, NaBloPoMo, search terms, stats
November 19th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Would that have made me the only one that searched for “Prepoceros ‘s-gravenzande”?
Actually i had seen these videos long before, but didn’t remember where your aunt and uncle lived.
I was looking around on google earth (since they updated the street view of that country) and i got a bit of a deja vu at ‘s-gravenzande.
Then i figured it could be from that video and i just went to google and typed “Prepoceros ‘s-gravenzande” in a bold far fetched guess.
And it turned out to be true; so yea i did find what i was looking for.
I think this was around November 10th.
November 20th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Mystery solved! Neato, thanks for speaking up!