Observed
1. Wikipedia has a category titled “Fictional chameleons and geckos.” There are four; dollars to donuts you can’t name any of the other three. And no, Karma Chameleon didn’t make the cut.
2. Yesterday I passed a Schepps-branded eighteen-wheeler on the freeway. Is there a widely recognized trucker signal for “A steady stream of milk is pouring out the back of your trailer”? I couldn’t think of one, so I drove on. It was milk, after all, not jet fuel, and even if he did find out I don’t imagine there was much he could’ve done at that point.
3. Have you seen the “Caves” segment of Planet Earth? Those people who base-jump hundreds of meters into underground caves are insane. See also, underwater cave divers.
4. Chocolate smoothie with fresh banana? Darn tasty.
Tags: driving, food, Planet Earth, Wikipedia

February 8th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Budweiser commercial talking chameleons?
Don’t cry over spilt milk
Yeah, I went caving a number of times in KY. Its an extreme sport for some extreme people. I don’t plan on climbing down any more storm drainage pipes into the icy waters below. Why I went caving after a road had already collapsed in the area I’m not sure. Oh, college days.
mmm banana. Sonic was out of bananas yesterday so no shake. Super sad. The strawberry shake was a pretty good substitute though.
February 9th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Hey, you’re right. Budweiser did have that chameleon after the frog thing, right? Surely someone will add it…
February 13th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Seems to be missing the Fallout 2 Fire Gecko that is fire-breathing. I wouldn’t call it an exhaustive list.
February 17th, 2009 at 10:09 am
he was spilling milk out of his truck???
i bet the people on the receiving end of his shipment were none too happy.
April 6th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
I was confident that ‘Dave the Chameleon’ was one of the four & thus went all out & bet you 50,000 donuts that I could name one of the four… Clearly, I won this bet… & you owe me $50,000… please furnish this money @ the earliest possible convenience, I believe the value of the dollar is falling…
I really do need the money as soon as possible, as I have recently borrowed heavily to buy a stake in a bakery…